All the news and jokes you missed from the week of March 7. Late Night with Seth Meyers. Stream now on Peacock: …
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All the news and jokes you missed from the week of March 7. Late Night with Seth Meyers. Stream now on Peacock: …
Didnt Arnold say "I'll be back" at the end of T2… he only killed people in T1… hate to point it out Seth
What about the few black people in the Ukraine who are being treated like second class citizens? Any report on that?
The pandemic was Putin's biological attack.
Stop telling yourselves anything else.
Usa is BIGGEST Evil of humanity !They payed Zelensky to join Nato to harm Russia.I can go on polygraph for this as born psyhic!I can dare can u???American ppl will suffer in future a lot bcs of u.I didnt like Trump for his casuall traits somethimes but he is ANGEL for Biden!All my support and prayers goes to Putin and his good heart .I know he will not hurt Ukranians.Zelenski is payed from Usa to join Nato.I can go to poligraph , can u Biden?How u can sllep calmly MONSTER?
Putin is not fault.Usa payed Zelensky to join Nato.I can go on national polygraph to test me for this.Usa wanted Russia to act as agressor!I can dare to go on tv can i Biden?I didnt like Trump but i see this old ass as BIGGEST EVIL!Shame on you.American nation deserved much better!
Surprised he still on the air, he needs new material. Still harping on the Orange man, almost a scary obsession with him, move on. But biden isn't and there's a lot on him funny sht on him. Lol
This is a thin gruel to live on if you love satire. Weird times.
The Word, "I will make the inhabitants of the earth more rare than gold, for this, I will make Heaven tremble and the Earth will be shaken from its place." An End! The end has come upon the four corners of the world, Disaster upon Disaster, see it coming, See it coming! The Doors to the Kingdom of Heaven are Closing.
Calling normal person a dictator and ruining this person's life because of false accusations, false evidence and false statements, it is not justice, it is a crime. I proved before Christmas with my workaholic mood and inestimable help that I was under control in 2020 and 2021, actually I am still under mind control. As a free human being I was extremely workaholic (not only busy but effective), helpful and generous. Under mind control I became a creepy zombie not able to do anything except freaking out. Of course I am not able to prove this, because you can only prove anything with action. I am a victim of modern version of witch hunt. People easily forget that we are all grand-daughters of the witches they couldn't burn.
Joyce Meyer went through horrific story, her father sexually abused her for years, it is terryfing, no one deserves such a fate, no one deserves such memories. Forgiveness it is a very human thing. Luckily no one made a dog of Joyce Meyer because of her special ethnic origin which decides about her privilege. But unfortunately no matter how cruel your past could be, not everyone is ethnically privileged in adulthood to turn out all right. Privileged people will take you down using deceptions, lies, rumours and slanders. They call it justice and fight for "democracy". More over even people who mistreated you, who hurt you, who sabotaged, who humiliated you in childhood will get a special access to rape you in adulthood… special gift from privileged people like Joshua Bell. They will deprive you of a heart, human nature, dignity, honour, self-respect and self-control. Actually they would do anything to never let you get out of the circle of humiliation and shame. I can't imagine how anyone could survive something like this and I will never understand people who would say "better help people rather than sit and wallow in self-pity". Dignity and honour is not about ego or control, it is about meaning of life, something to fight for. Joyce Meyer as a human being was able to forgive her father and sacrifice her life for preaching the gospel. She is very successful, respected, trustworthy woman. She never lose a hope for bright future. She had decency and innocence to fight for.
Being treated like wh*** is wasted life, it is worse than being a leper in ancient India.
Life without dignity, honour and respect has no sense.
Human rights violation, dehumanization, humiliation and marginalization – it is not the fight for justice or democracy. It is a crime. Psychiatry is a crime.
Goodness is the highest form of human intelligence.
War between Russia and China. Isn't that how Omega Man started?
All this guy does is talk about Trump and peddle positive spin on disappointing Democratic politicians, and push lame political narratives. I'm getting bored of this show. Get some new material SETH, FFS man! I know you want to be more. Do it!
Outstanding Seth !!! didididididi &
#NotNowgorospider AhhhDorable meth meyers comedy😏😅🤣💥♥️
The pandemic came and taught everyone the importance of having multiple stream of income, unfortunately having a nice paying job doesn't mean you are financial secured anymore. So we all need to put in an etra-income earning chance, like investment
5:03 too soon? 👔💨
,The president of Ukraine knows he is a dead man. His courage, even facing the inevitable, is as praise worthy as the defenders of the Allomo. We need to.end the proPutin propaganda on our air.waves
Freedom of Speech was suspended during.World War II when they supported Germany. We may not have boots on the ground or enforcing a no.fly zone, we are engaged in a World War. Instead of directing missiles, we are cutting of their source of income.
Say it like Yoda. Right Trump is. It might help
How much are those Meth Meyers tees I want one
Love the could not do the "Trump is Right"….lol!!!
Awesome.
I laughed way too hard at "representative", feels awkward to laugh out loud being alone by yourself
Correction: Volodymyr pronunciation includes Volo not Vlo
Putin is Vlad Zelenskyy is Volod
Slava Ukraini 🙏🏼🇺🇦💛💙🌻
#corrections, Mario Kart 8 Deluxe has been out for years
Why all the panic about joro spiders? They don't hurt people, they eat other bugs and they're very pretty.In their home country (Japan) they're popular. Never squash a spider, you'll make it rain .
The Representative joke fell apart when you said “those famous first words” plural words and then “representative” one word. Should have gone with “Talk to a human”
He killed exactly 0.0 people
Why would you ever need a newspaper to know if it's safe to go outside or not? Not only you'll have to go outside to get the newspaper, they wouldn't be delivering the newspaper in the first place if it's unsafe outside…
Only Trump could come up with such a stupid plan any private first class of the Air Force can tell the difference between United States jet fighter and a Chinese fighter jet. Only the ex commander in chief who never served in the armed forces could say something so stupid
John Oliver wants his mountain dew Code Red joke back.
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Wait… who the HELL loaned Trump that much money? I thought everybody knew better by now.
No one:
KNSD: Haha i made it in an intro
That remix sounds like the song "Two Princes" by the Spin Doctors
The correct joke would have been: after all Tiger Woods is known worldwide as a great putter; not the best driver though.
the "did it" sounds like the beginning of the dungeon music in super mario lmfao
I hate to be a Jackal …… but that Trump was right joke , you actually said it twice . When you said the name . I promise you I’m not a Jackal look how I write ! Lol
Funny hugh 😄 🤣
The pilot hugs Cruz for the same reasons they tell flat earthers they are correct.
What ever it takes to get the crazy person off their plane.
This Quiby Joke is the SAME as the sbarro joke
The unadvised bibliography compatibly back because crack allegedly pine qua a incredible satin. amused, amuck pest
Now the Russian army is conducting the last cleansing of Mariupol. And, finally, a large center of resistance was liquidated on the territory of the ''Azovstal'' metallurgical plant, where the last forces of the SS nazis of the ''Azov'' battalion were concentrated, & so colonel Andrei Gnatov himself, the commander of the headquarters of the 36-th marine brigade in Mariupol, was captured. There is no longer a division into national battalions and the armed forces of ukraine in the case of ''Azovstal''. I say this, because all foreign media will still lie & repeat the same mantra, that Russia lost this war!
Do you really think that the USA, NATO, Britain & Europe will tell You, that they lost in the confrontation with Russia? Only deep, naive idiots can think so! The West & Europe will continue to lie, to the entire globe, that is was the USA & Europe that won this war, because, they have no other choice! And the false media will pick up these false notes, & will sing to you this eternal song of propaganda of lies, & no one will be able to show you, who actually won this war – this is Russia!
And right now, a different development of events is taking place, since Russia has many outcomes, where to move on, but among them there is not a single good one for the ukrainian army. 2 350 servicemen surrendered, the 36-th separate marine brigade of the ukrainian navy laid down their arms, the remnants of the unit moved to the positions of the ''Azov'' national battalion militants, & finally, major Sergei Volyna himself, was captured after Gnatov. Surrendered into cry craven, the 36-th separate marine brigade, the 109-th territorial defense brigade, the 503-rd separate marine battalion, a company of the 53-rd separate mechanized brigade, units of the 17-th anti-tank brigade, nazi formations, police units & the state border service of Ukraine, as well as foreign mercenaries. Imagine, surrendered, military mercenaries – are those cowardly rats, who dreamed of tearing the russians to pieces. Russia immediately warned, all mercenaries, who would fight with Russia on the side of the nazis would be shot, as the ''Geneva convention'' does not apply to them.
The Russian Defense Ministry stated, that foreign mercenaries, who will assist the neo-nazis of Ukraine will not be subject to the rights & obligations of combatants, according to the ''Geneva convention''. For them, the death penalty – is execution, as well as for the militants of the national battalion, who since the coup in 2014 in Kyiv have been committing terrible war crimes.
These ship whores, who dress up in women's clothes, & try to get out of Ukraine, will be shot to the last foreign mercenary, so that they remember, how to go to foreign lands & kill russian civilians. I interviewed many captured foreigners, and, oh, horror, many of them never even knew Russia, & never met russian people. However, they went to fight deliberately, as they considered the russians to be criminals, according to the stories of Ukraine. But for them – this is a curiosity & just an adventure, that they wanted to capture for their life. And then they finally saw the light, & saw the light at the end of the tunnel, that the russians turn out to be good guys, because they don’t kill prisoners, don’t beat them in captivity, & even feed them the same food, that the russians themselves eat.
Black monkey, came to Ukraine to kill russian people! Creature! And there you will croak, rats on Russian Earth!
The turns out, that russians are good guys now! Rats!
And so will be with everyone, who comes with a sword to the Russian Land. Capital punishment – is the best that these executioners, murderers, subhuman mercenaries can expect. Personally, I have no pity for them, only contempt, & a thirst for revenge. After all, they killed so many children, women, old people, & did not repent of their deeds. I didn't see the remorse in their eyes! And now they sit & lie, saving their asses. Although, what could be expected from mercenaries? Lies won't save them. All the same, we will find out the truth, even if we have to crush them, like cockroaches. These foreign mercenaries in captivity – pathetic, despicable, executioners, murderers, cowardly like rabbits, ask to go home & urinate in their pants in fear of the russians. Where is all their power, eloquence, hatred for everything russian, somewhere evaporated, from fear or from the fact, that they did not take place as individuals, & standing in front of russian officers, they cry & ask to go home.
Where are these brave warriors now, their calls to kill russians? How did they come to kill the Slavs? These weak rats – are asking for forgiveness from the russian people, shitting their pants from fear, & crying with crocodile tears so, that the russians will have mercy on them! There will be no forgiveness for anyone – especially for foreigners, who came to our russian land, to kill russian people.
Now listen to what says – Scott Ritter, a former US marine corps officer, who is well acquainted with US & NATO tactics. According to him, Russia is using the only true tactic, that allows you to save the maximum number of soldiers & resources in this operation & does not leave the enemy room for maneuver. Listen to his story on youtube or in vk.com Natasha Libergzbah.
In fact, with the fall of Mariupol, a whole flank of the defense built over eight years collapsed near the armed forces of ukraine – the loss of a 50 000-strong contingent & a huge amount of equipment almost completely deprives the ukrainian army of maneuver in this direction. Such an approach, according to experienced military personnel, allows part of Russia's southern group to advance towards the "northern group" & begin gradual preparations for the destruction of the armed forces of Ukraine in the cauldron of Donbass.
Conclusions: Russia has developed not one scenario for a war with NATO, but a whole multitude. A nuclear hammer & a rubber hammer lie side by side, that is enough to choose, what is suitable in a given situation. Russia knows the West's weaknesses: Moscow has built systems that can move with advancing troops & protect them from western aircraft, paralyze an enemy's communications system, or deliver salvo rocket fire.
A catastrophe for NATO – the prisoners of US general Cloutier! in Mariupol, lieutenant general of the US army Roger L. Cloutier, Jr., was captured, gaining ground. However, to all the questions of journalists, the Pentagon still answers with silence. Of course, these rats will never admit what is so obvious.
All mercenaries in Ukraine are running loose, since foreign fighters for the first time received such a rebuff – from the russians. As they say, what they fought for, they ran into.
Even in the publication of the american edition of ''The Washington Times'': recognize the superiority of the russians, that if a full-scale armed conflict breaks out between Russia & NATO now, Russia has a much better chance of emerging victorious from he! Russia can win WW-3 in the West & in Europe with a few ''Super-EMP'' nuclear warheads. Russia's military developments are head & shoulders above those of NATO.
So, rats, look back around, before you go to Russia.